Medieval Soccer Hooligans

YUO WILL LAERN MR SMARTY MAN SIR!!!!!!!1
 
   Recognize: As long as we play only slugfest, and as long as dis'Dain never captains W3 OWN J00!
 
 Wait! no! Why shouldn't we win? huh? I don't see a civil team! I don't see a BMF team! and as for those Cirque duh Soulblighter wanks, hell, we beat them all the time. They have nearly as many geezers on that team as we do on this one, and if they think THAT is a recipe for success, let me be the first to correct them!

A team comprised primarily of that infamous geriatric unranked crew, the Geezers from Hell, MSH is pretty sure to make it through to at least DE2. They don't really have the manpower or the M4D SK33LZ to stand up to some of the tougher teams in this tourney, but shouldn't have much trouble rolling over some of the smaller ones.

That is, of course, provided the team's narcolepsy, arthritis, and dad-blammed hips don't get the better of them during their matches.

Update QR3: Well, ouch. MSH isn't doing, er, quite as well as we expected... in fact, they're doing a lot less. They were in a pretty top-heavy bracket with Cirque and TO, but they'll still need to step up their level of play to stay in the tourney for any length of time. Downgraded to 2 trow.