C'thun.

He's a raid boss in World of Warcraft, a game mythers either love or hate. He is based upon Cthulhu, a mythical god crafted by H.P Lovecraft.

C'thun is a rather nice fellow very fond of activities such as buildering. He really doesn't appreciate being farmed for loot by raid guilds every week.

If NP shows up this week with the same amount of people they showed up with last week, they should get their C'thun strats in order.

32. Golden Knights - They are golden because they piss their armor in fear at the sight of the 31 teams ahead of them.

31. Civil - UH OH SHAKE UP AT THE BOTTOM! GTM MOVED UP!

30. Camper Killers - nope, not gtm yet.

29. GTM - An AIM message from Leon featured these choice quotes:

Leon: and stop including my name in gtm shit!
Leon: yes but..you recognize blade..and not me. that hurts the heart.
Seeker: Lone you are responsible for global warming.
Leon: but why am i to blame!?
Leon: why not pele!?
Leon: why not YOU!?

Leon did not answer the question though!?!??! Why Gtm!?!?!? WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Ok I just copy and pasted ranks 28-25. Nothing more to say really...

26-28 didn't change at all. Refer to last week's post.

25. The Furious Gypsies: Empty Phil reminds me of a younger version of elfoid. Special Note: First team to actually play that got donged out of the tournament.

24. Marmota's Assassins: They got lucky enough to get a bye to play AGE. Otherwise they would be where Gypo was...

23-17 also saw no changes due to bye weeks. Well, I could write something about OoH, but what can I say???
Grats on beating a team 7 v 2. No... I'll just refrain  from changing their ranking.

Now, here's where things get interesting:

16. BMW - Stole 1 game from Ele at the end. That's pretty good, but a lot of top teams seem to have had bloopers this week, so this one wasn't enough to move BMW up a spot. Possible match vs. GC could be a nice one to watch.

15. TFS - They had some competitive games against BIA, including a nice first game. They have a shot against nfdf once they core TuF in the first match.

14. AGE - not much to say here. I forsee a competitive rematch against Tnam with a possible shot at victory.

13. GC - Played horrific against LRCG. Even though BMW/TFS did better in their matches, GC gets the nod based on past history of solid play.

12. NFDF - They should watch out for TFS. Then again, I expect they know to watch out for TFS, since they usually do come to their games well prepared.

Now, the 11 spot. We all know which team is going to get the ICBM spot this week, so without further adieu:

11. NP - I would like to thank the following people for putting you guys in this spot:

Rabican
Dante
Creme
Trix

Ehh fuck it, blame Rabican. He scheduled a match that he couldn't make...

That says it all right there. Considering how NP has their gathering thingy this week, I expect they will lose to poop and finish this tournament lower than 11th.

10. Poop - Their loss to TWF wasn't competitive. Outclassed.

9. Team Name - Will they come back with a vengeance? Who knows... =certainly not anyone on the team.

8. DET - Watch out Ele Thor might actually play defensive this week. (snicker)

7. Smurf Legion - Anonymous quote from Tcox member:

"SL thinks they're all bad and they beat Np and whatever, but they better be praticing for the match or they're going to trip so fucking hard over thier egos when they lose to a team that was mainly inactive for 7 months, and consists of ww2 and raid players as fillers."

6. LRCG - They are going to get whacked by BIA in 3 games. However, Dantski will win them one game, and raz will giftwrap them another. Still, team depth is a major problem for this team, and the only reason they are ranked this high is because there is no other team worthy for this spot.

5. TWF - Honestly, these guys are back, and this is the strongest team they've fielded in a long time. However, they have a monumental task in front of them facing Brills Mandarin Empire. I think they are up to the task, especially if they get Regulus to show. TWF-BME will be the match of the week IMHO.

4. Ele - Their play last week was solid enough. This next week, they should also have a easy time. They have the perfect maps to play Thor on this week. (Read: maps where the rush is easily defended)

They also have the perfect weapon:

 And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
 -nine

nine: you might of seen me in pulp fiction
nine: i wuz the black guy


3. Tcox - I'm bored, I have nothing to write about with regards to these guys. See: SL blurb.

2. BIA3 - Well... honestly I can't get over the fact they let TFS cap some balls on fos. That was one factor among many (such as losing to the top team already) that decided why they are #2 in this week's power ranking.

1. BME - Because NP lost to SL, and they beat BIA3.

#1 spot by default, because no one else is worthy of it.


Ok and now a kidney shot to the Chun.