This section's hilarity may be dampened somewhat by the fact that I am not a member of the target audience, and so coming from me it will simply be offensive. However, put that aside for a moment to enjoy the hilarity and message this has to offer.

If you are a n00b, in laymans terms, a person who is not good, this is a handy survival guide to myth.

First, never speak to people who play multiplayer.

Second, Only play co-operative mode. Do not talk in lobbies in case a multiplayer who is good is lurking, and is offended. Try to use bushes for cover, and dont come on myth when there are alot of players, in case you offend a good players eyes by your presence. And remember to stay up wind, so that a good player wont have to smell your foul stench.

Most importantly, never participate in forums where good players go to talk. This will make them hate you forever and call you big stinky heads, even if all you say is "hi."

People who should heed this:

-Anybody in TFS, or one of its many branches
-Anybody in Marmotos Assassins
-Anybody from brasil in general
-Anybody under the age of 18, with the exception of paris who is the forums's little kid
-Anybody who has not been playing the game "Myth II: Soulblighter" for at least 6 years
–Anybody who struggles to beat asmodian but for some reason still has an ego
–Anybody in a ww2 order
–Anybody in a gfgg order, or who is still part of that croud