Match Q003 - Qualifying Round
Ancrik defeats AGEHA 18-12
Reviewed by Duck-Face Killah (click name to read)
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Review by Duck-Face Killah - Overview

What's UP Playas! Entroducing the old school manimals, the prank yankin' anc's VERSUS, in the red corner, representin' from japan, from chun to powa breaking out the first table turner, our boys from the AGEHA!

These two wicked teams played out some wicked whack games, with the 'criks hacking and coughing and coming clean through on the 3rd try.

Game 1 - Flag Rally on Lichen unto Death Final (light)

Up on lichen on the seven on six
terry on the chun gunnin' general tricks
pussed like a chump in a min:thirty six
crik lookin win, wit da mid two rush thick
but run scared kabuki archer gang bows click
threekabuki.jpgage almost bored vers. a scaredy cat 'crik!



who's gonna man to the japanese menace?
onespachat.jpg

only crazy loco mofo got the ship to sink venice
twoloco.jpg


two flags lost to ye olde ghol trick
temple rush doesn't leave many left sick
god ain't got love for a jumbled rushin' crik'
their home goin' down to HIT pussin' slick
and one more flag 'bout to drown quick!
neil duffin solo takes a missile to the (WHAT)
hiro takes the flag to the game to the vict.


spa takes a loss, and it ain't easy on me
you KNOW i be favin' his team to win the C
'fact a finals run for them i still foresee
oh shit, just a min, seems i thought he wuz me!

hahaa sup

Game 2 - Territories on Caer Cadarn (Trow)

Spa to the cap and the name of this rap
Is how can you trap the 9 fetch clap

age in the mid, crik's on the flank
chun powers through to an empty house
just a few pigs and a walking gas tank
as everyone knows, the real threat is trows
a trow on your ass is a head through the glass
and up to the pass unknowing hiropon goes
fourlichenmap.jpgsee that blue, that's one dead dude



it ain't ova till it's ova
hiro cho style takes the hurt to the tro while mid gets the D-nial on tradin' less souls for the pork sacks
meanwhile the crik's double souls rainin' blows on the mid kids with bombs in the water to cover their tracks


in the end the island dies, and a word from the wise:
if you ain't at the middle you're prolly at the end
and soon ageha's dudes got nowhere to defend
time runs out and they save a small sum
showdown at the end be a short time come

Game 3 - Capture The Flag on Grilling Grounds (Light)

Take two shrooms and when yer brain's killing
Take a shot of gin and load up the grounds grilling
Take a few minutes then when you feel willing
Tell your team your lunch be spilling
Then maybe when you get back to your units be chilling
At least you got a reason why your graves be filling
fivelockshot.jpgFirst blood.


hahaaa, just playin.


chaos reeeigns both teams contaaain
ageha refraains to flank trows unsééén
both teams waaane and feel the paaain
predator leans and spa comes clean
calls him out to bust down the wing
in a red-hot feeeign pred busts down the laaane
sixendgame.jpgAND CLAIMS THE GAAAME



thanks for playn, the match seemed cléan,
and if any ageha can parse this, their
english must be inSANE! LONG ISLAND REPRESENT

peace

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