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Match 1T20 - Top Bracket
Northern Paladins defeats Knights of Myth 106-28
Review by Achilles /////HD
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NP simply flattens KoM, and it's not pretty to watch.
It's quite clear that NP are skilfull, display very good teamwork, and have a clear idea of how to win.
KoM are none of the above.Frogblasting Episode One

 NP trade for 6 locks, KoM get none.

Both teams have fetch and archers. NP are quick off the mark, being first to blast a frog near their home flag.
Strangely, KoM made no attempt to get the frogs at all. Frogs were ignored all over the place.

KoM tried to stop NP getting at the frogs on their side of the map, but Larry Locks decided otherwise.

NP surged across both crossings, ignoring the center frogs until the last few minutes.

They managed to frag more frogs, and KoM were frogged with about one minute left.

NP scored maximum frogs.Frogblasting Two

 NP get six of those guys who hang out in the ice cream shop at Toys R Us.

KoM have less problem with registered sex offenders, they only have three in their fairground.

Frogs are claimed all over the map, NP do it quicker than KoM, with much more of it.

Another frogging by NP.Bath time; Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes.

 NP get a good lather up with four wights of pus.

Considerately they decided to wash KoM's big central force with most of it, and Jushius of NP has a dwarf shower them down. He managed to rinse and repeat 11 KoMs before NP nabbed all the towels on this map.
KoM had no plug at the bottom, so it all ran out and made a mess.

NP cleaned up.
Bath time; Heads........Knees........Toes, Toes.

KoM bend over for the soap again in this game, and NP are happy to show them where they like to put it.
NP claim a lot of towels very quickly, clutching them and screeching 'MINE' in the face of KoM's rubber duck assault.

Rubber ducks may be fast but go squish easy when squeezed, and the squeaker pops out.
KoM become wrinkly prunelike in the water, and then dissolve.

Of special note in this film are Fire's use of the loofah, and Creme and Rabican's bath salts.
Snowballs!

NP grasp their balls tightly, KoM lounge leggily across the landscape, balls akimbo (how rarely we use that adjective these days).

NP go for one akimbo ball after another, a maniac akimbo dog leghumping KoM akimbo at every chance.
KoM can't shake off the frenzied canine, and NP leave a special little message up their akimbo trouser leg.

NP get to lick all the balls.
Why?
Because they can.
Wouldn't you?
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