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Match Q028 - Qualifying Round
Order Me Another Guinness defeats Knights of Camelot 46-12
Review by Heal w Steel
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I don't get it. Here we have the grizzled soldiers of WWII and Urban Warfare fame, and they have nameplates this year that look like the next line of iMacs??? Where's the blood and guts? I bet Copper made you do it, didn't he?

OMAG adds a little Snap to the mix, but struggled more in this game than the score indicates. KoC proved they can be a pesky opponent

Game One - [Stampede] [Desert]

This game reminded me of the movie Deliverance, because the pig driving made your stomach wince. KoC goes with max pigs, OMAG gets 15. Both get a mix of pus. OMAG sends a few pigs to each flank and hides the rest mid. KoC goes for the mid jugger. OMAG gets their pus through in the mid, but pusses archers standing next to the pigs?? KoC keeps trying to push them through, however, and eventually OMAGs larger force of melee busts through and eliminates them.

In the North, OMAG has a clear path to the flag and has sent all but 2 pigs that way. Samarai Vesgo shows up with pus, however, and catches OMAG's pigs on one side of a hill, while the protection is on the other. No more pigs. The last 2 OMAG pigs die in the mid chaos, and the game ends up a 0-0 tie

Game Two - [Territories] [Trow]

OMAG pours themselves Blatz, and give Copper all of the Trow. They send small flanks of krids N and S. KoC send 2 trow and some krids N, The rest go mid in a - you guessed it - a jugger.

Odyn finds himself with a handful of krids facing 2 trow and some enemy krids. He maneuvers into a trow, however, and takes it down before getting eliminated. Copper has led the 3 trow rushing the mid away from the battle, and takes them out as well as some krids. That's all OMAG needed - they get all flags while chopping up the remaining KoC units

Game Three - [Flag Rally] [Cracks]

Both teams went defensive in this game, packing in the D on their outside flags. That's fine if your up by 17, not if your down. KoC did make it through to the OMAG fortress, but Gromit and Weaselboy dropped cocktails off of the wall at them as well as farm animals. A ghol steal gave OMAG a 5-4 lead, and they swooped in on the rest. They barely got the contest in on the last flag, but ended up with the max points for the game. Someone yelled "who's your Daddy" while they marched off the field to the tune of "Silver Wings, upon their chests...."
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