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To 'ass' someone is the motion to spontaneously shove a usually long and posibly sharp object into another person's arse. -although the action may seem rough and odd, rules do apply...

Hey look its lrcgldwadwhateverthehell!

They had the most hilarious match with the smurf legion last year. The two epic forum threads that came out if it was the stuff of MWC legend. Perhaps they will meet MBA and teenie's dog will return. I can only hope!

I expect this team to do well this year, as long as Dantski still draws breath. They'll probably win their QR pool fairly easily and then set their eyes on facing ABS so that they may regain Dantski's honor. Or they can shoot for karma's team, what team is karma on?

Attendance is a huge factor in how well they do.

Post QR: Ok, I lied. Attendance wasn't a huge factor. ASS lost some key players in the post QR shuffle and their DE2 opponent is WD who have proven themselves competent. Ah well they're cute regardless.

DE3: After getting sent to the bottom bracket by WD, ASS received a forfeit from MiC. shier next opponent from the winnowing bracket is rma. This will be a close match, but if ASS show up strong and play smart maybe they can pull out the win.This team has received 114 betting pool "votes".