Player Statistics
Games Attended:9
Record (W/T/L):5/0/4
Games Captained:5
Record (W/T/L):5/0/0
  
Kills - Losses:58-93
Best Game:20-15
Damage / Game:15
Best Game:72
WightyScore:0.24
  
Bet Pool Accur:N/A
Bet Pool Total:N/A
The Elfoid
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Threat Assessment - one meeeeleeyun zombles!ยก
[Elfroido hears the ring whispering ominously while the Council argues]
Elfroido: I will take it!
[they don't hear him; he raises his voice]
Elfroido: I will take it!
[they fall silent, looking at him]
Elfroido: I will take the Ring to Mordor!
[pause]
Elfroido: Though... I do not know the way.


Update: yeah, 1 ball.
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Threat Assessment -  Sgt. STARPOWER WIN''DIESEL''
If ta's depended on myth cool points, elfoid would probably have a ta of -35 balls. Seems to revel in the notoriety of his current title as myth's least liked forum bandit. However, word on the street is he's currently dealing cocaine, and in the process of transforming TFS into a major drug trafficking cartel.

In seriousness, judging from elfoid's performance vs BIA last mwc, he's probably better than most people give him credit. I don't know if he deserves 2 balls, but what the heck, forum posts must count for something?
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Threat Assessment - Nemean Lion
The Elfoid was a running joke during MWC04, and seems to think all that attention he was getting meant that people liked him. WRONG! He also likes to talk shit, as if his opinion matters. WRONG AGAIN! Enjoy killing this foul breathed, snaggletoothed Brit with ease.  I know I will. A low 1 ball, which he should put directly into his shriveled ballsack with his other meager nut.

update:  Elfoid's mother called me, begging me to have mercy on her mongoloid son.  Because she has been so very generous to me in the past, I will acquiesce and upgrade this FAS victim to 2.1 balls, slightly edging out Magical Trevor.

update: He has negative dmg/game after 2 matches... a feat rarely accomplished by even the biggest of newbs.  Downgraded to 1 ball!
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Threat Assessment - grim
The Elfoid is a guy who everyone knows. He is usually the most active poster in most of the myth related forums. His article in mwc04 was great too.

However, he does usually get a bit underrated as a player. He actually played ok against BIA in the game I was observing. He should be a top3 player on this team.
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