blessed are the cheesemakersLogin: phordicus
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Team: Anal Bleachers
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Location: hell, 6th circle

Favorite Map: 3d topographical, oceanic
Favorite Game: hide the salami
Favorite Unit: mine

From the dawn of time we came, moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives. Struggling to reach the time of the Gathering, when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you... until now.

Jack: How do you know my name?

[cranes head away in annoyance from Oona, who is buzzing around his head]

Jack: Stop it! Go away!

Honeythorn Gump: I know everything, Jack. Yet I do not understand what has happened today. Suppose you tell me, Jack? You know these woods as well as any elf. Did you not see something odd today, any strange spirits? Did nothing untoward happen?

Jack: I took Lily to see the unicorn...

Honeythorn Gump: [In outrage] You did WHAT?

[the other elves chatter noisily]

Honeythorn Gump: SILENCE!

[They hush]

Wwo ditched his previous team, BIA for these guys. A pretty good capt and tactician, but but also a good role player as well. 3 balls.

wwo is a pretty good cap, not so good player! he won that vTFL tournament with me so at least he has something for his resume. he can come in handy for any team and I hope this one utilizes him for his capping abilities as opposed to role playing.

WWO has been around a long time, and while he has never been the heavy hitting kind, he is nonetheless a solid player.  He is also a good mapmaker... and hopefully his most recent work will be showcased in this tournament. WWO is also a very funny person... but unfortunately his humor goes WAYYY over most peoples' heads, because, let's face it, most mythers are fucking idiots.  Like Blonde, he will provide solid role playing for this team.  Solid 3 balla.

Wwo will most likely not be handling the most important units on this team, but he should do an ok job as a role player. Low three.