Player Statistics
Games Attended:26
Record (W/T/L):15/1/10
Games Captained:0
Record (W/T/L)://
  
Kills - Losses:177-151
Best Game:11-1
Damage / Game:75
Best Game:149
WightyScore:1.02
  
Bet Pool Accur:N/A
Bet Pool Total:N/A
Reverend Tom
Yo momma is FFA..Login: Fatal
Marius Login:
Team: Anal Bleachers
Real Name: Chron1
Location: L.A.

Favorite Map: KOTH
Favorite Game: KOTH
Favorite Unit: KOTH
Biography
Yeah y'all it's me, devestating Reverand Tom
The church is open here
Sessions will get bigger, my stats will grow
I don't call my stuff funk
Gospel-vomic, let's get raw
Yeah...

I used to look at girls, they were slim with fat stomachs
In resteraunts, dog face, your girl made me vomit
I took my goggles off, threw up in the garbage can
I spit up more, earlin more on the garbage man
She called her boyfriend, her girlfriend look like Pigpen
I got loose and grabbed the horse right from the moose
Right in L.A., Hollywood, in front of Roscoe's
Plastic freaks, lookin at me like I'm an average Joe
She said, "I think you're stupid," I said, "You're big and fat -
I'ma have to diss you, and step up in that rectum crack"
Take off that hair, now you bald, let me make the call
Watch your lip, and I'ma make your guts fall
I see stretch marks that's dark like {*censored*}
You best to kneel, let the Reverand heal you

[Chorus]
Fat lady! (Big woman)
Fat lady! (Big woman)
Fat lady! (Big woman)
Fat lady! (Big woman)

Here's a napkin, wipe off your lips and lose them fat hips
I know your toes smell, your butt smell like corn chips
You was about what? Lookin bougie, I ain't the one
You try to pour your drink on me, go' head call the bouncers
My cousin outside, with two tecs, and forty ounces
Them homos at the door, didn't want none - further more
You started first fats, I'ma quench your thirst
Don't need no pens, why them niggaz lookin at my hearse?
With two grenades in my coat, a bomb in my pocket
I'll make this club jump off just like a Houston Rocket
Like Monica said, "Just one of those days - you take it personal"
Yes..
You tried to laugh at me, my thousand dollar white shoes
Don't mess with me my girl, I'll put your business in the news
Take off that wig and hairpiece
Remove your contacts, I'll break you down like a clown
(Man, why you wild man?)

[Chorus]


Standing over there with fat cellulite, lookin goofy
With NBA players with cheap suits lookin doofy
My shit's Italian, and made by Lou Bernazini
You havin Fatburgers, wine please with linguini
My girl's from Paris, she models - do you feel embarassed?
Aluminum foil dress that won't impress
Wipe that chili off your neck, them hamburgers is a mess
With more red meat, you can't look so petite
The devil's cookin, your pot of grease smells sweet
You in this land of Sodom & Gomorrah
Should steal away in prime time, your makeup is the poorest
You lookin almost white like Michael Jackson
Mariah Carey flap but you gets no rectum action
Stomach out, doo doo stain I spray with Shout
I'm innocent, I never bothered anybody
You gets trained, remain seated on the potty
Truly yours

[Chorus]


Once again, devestating Reverand Tom
I'd like to say peace to my man out there Kool Keith
Automator, Kut, T.R. Love, Biz
Devestating Reverand Tom
Threat Assessment - one meeeeleeyun zombles!ยก
I hate koth, but I like hate playing.
BallBallBallBall
Threat Assessment -  Sgt. STARPOWER WIN''DIESEL''
Chron likes to kill stuff. Unfortunately for you, he's pretty good at killing stuff.  According to him, koth is the only ''real game'' because you can't run away. Sometimes known for rash play, but on the whole, he's a killing machine.

Update: Chron has been consistent every game, when he's given a flank, you know he's not going to get pushed over easily. He had some clutch play of late in the second acts game of the ABS-12t series, holding off a force 20% larger than his.
BallBallBallBall
Threat Assessment - penos
Chron is pretty good, he lost to clank in 1v1s though so I'm not really sure. A quality dark player and PG whore, look for him to be helping AB when its needed. Was apart of the BME squad last year, though he did not do much good for them.
BallBallBallBall
Threat Assessment - Nemean Lion
To quote Dave Chappelle, "What can I say about [Chron] that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan?" He's a dirty hater, so don't piss him off unless you feel like being rushed.  That said, he is also a very solid player that will help this team out alot.
BallBallBallBall
Threat Assessment - grim
Chron is the best at pretending to be an Aussie. He plays during the Aussie hours and behaves exactly like one. I was truely shocked when I found out that he is actually from California. He was playing for BME last year and finished third in last years Mwc with them. He has been one of the more active players from this team. He should do well.
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