This is definitely the most repulsive flavor of Nutz Sparkling.Login: ska
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Team: 12 Tasks
Real Name: Colin
Location: New Jersey

Favorite Map: Fetchball
Favorite Game: Captures
Favorite Unit: Journeyman

sk4 opens a candy shop but fails to do environmental research and places it right in the industrial section of the garden state parkway corridor. The toxins seep into the sugary sweets and slowly rot his brain away. 10 years later ska is found in the south pacific on a raft with a sail made out of "scooby doo" underwear in search of the "young allah oracle". Nineball successfully lobbies for a special medicaid waiver solely for ska.

Oh my skalita, my loyal skinrich. Ska is a gentle young creature that ignores the fact that the world is a horrible place. He also has a terrible hugging habit. Don't bring him to a homeless shelter.

Ska was ele's capt last year, which was an enormous task considering the amount of perfectionist assholes he had to please. He's probably going to be the main capt again this year, which spells trouble for some of the good teams who don't have a solid fixed captain yet.

As long as this young man stays active, doesn't get discouraged, and continues playing with confidence, then he deserves his ball collection. Just don't goddam hump them.  

UPDATE: UPDATE YOUR FUCKING MYTH GODDAMN FORTRESS OF DOOM

Ska is nice guy, who has been capping the ele/guru/IC crew for awhile now. He is a decent cap, who is pretty conservative, but usually knows best for his team. As a player, he is more of a role player, because he doesn't possess the sheer skill of a 4 baller.

ska is a fun player to play against in 1v1s and to have on your team. what he sometime lacks in skill he can make up for in booming personality. he specializes in light units and is probably the weirdest trower i've ever seen.

Ska is one of the nicest mythers you will ever meet, and a damn fine player.  He has proven his worth as a captain over the years, and is an invaluable member of this team.  He has earned these 4 balls.

Ska is known as a "nice guy" for a long time now. Unlike some of his buddies, he hasn't quite shaken that image off yet. Maybe he just really is a nice guy, who knows. He has been captaining this IC bunch for three'ish years now and he has done an ok job. He lacks a bit on the unit handling department though. High three balls.

He was also one of the co-inventors of the smiley spam.