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Bad Monkey
Login: dabadmonkey
Team: gimble r'us
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Favorite Map: Gimble
Favorite Game: Capture your flag
Favorite Unit: Tree dorf.
Biography
dabadmonkey was born in Zaire in 1951, the son of a French geologist and a comely she-ape. After teaching himself English from a cheap parallel-text edition of Spinoza's Ethics, he journeyed to Oxford in 1975, earning his M.A. in Early Latin Poetry.

He came to America in 1986, at the insistence of Canadian cartoonist Matt Groening. After being jailed for 130 days, he returned to Zaire with very little good to say about the land that would become his home.

Returning to America in 1990 with a Ph.D. in organometallic chemistry, he was immediately hailed as a confectionist/bartender of great promise, and his Ice creme has been sampled by Warren Beatty, Trey Parker, Johnny Depp, and the Boston Philharmonic Orchestra. He currently lives two floors above his shop in TEH Twin Cities and says that he is contemplating "a return to the simpler things."
Threat Assessment - Grim
I don't know this player.
Ball
Threat Assessment - Dantski
I reckon Badmonkey is the most inconsistent player on playmyth. When I have seen him play, he has played to a decent standard and troubled established players on light maps.

On the other hand, he is widely regarded as a standard gru player who makes blunders with regularity.

With that in mind, I reckon he could be a difficult opponent if underestimated.
BallBall
Threat Assessment - tiger
I don't know this player.
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