First of all, as a member of the family I have access to everybody’s phone number, thus I call the mighty A-Team.







They are very sad because their loved leader, John “Hannibal” Smith, died of pneumonia as a result of complications of lung cancer in 1994.



Then, as a second call, I chose the world famous MacGyver. He is the only one who can help them.





The A team immediately accepts MacGyver as a new leader and they also accept to build a plane for me if I give them the Marbles (they love shiny stuff).


With their combined genius skillz, 50 000 toothpicks, 100 notepads, 4000 paperclips, 1 case of glue, 20 000 pencils, 6000 ping pong balls and one day, they build me a MOONSHINE PROPELLED BIPLANE.






With my new toy, I fly to Thailand and hunt for a pedophilian guy. Once I found a prey, I film him in live action, and ask for a ransom or I give the photos to his wife who thinks he is traveling for “business”. Panicked, he pays me (of course I also send pics to his wife)

With my loved money I buy four 16 years old prostitutes (more expensive because AIDS free).



Back in the US, I force the girls to drink the remaining moonshine so they become addicted and zombie-like. They NEED me.



Then I start my growing business. The cops come? No matter, they can have sex with the girls. The other families wants to steal my business ? Too bad, MacGyver and the A team are in Vacation.



The boss is very proud of me (I give him 20% of my benefits), I’m the new Tony Montana. Next step : cocaine.