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Player Statistics
Games Attended:9
Record (W/T/L):8/0/1
Games Captained:0
Record (W/T/L)://
  
Kills - Losses:42-28
Best Game:12-2
  
Bet Pool Accur:N/A
Bet Pool Total:N/A
Bet Pool Rank:N/A

Honkey

I Login: futaka
Real Name: nick
Location: wisonsin

Favorite Map: ww2(lol)
Favorite Game: hunting
Favorite Unit: ghast
Biography:
Well I have no mother or father Im a test tube baby reject. I have 3 arms and 1 leg, and my penis is crooked. My best friend in the world is Rd because he packs serious heat. Im known as the funniest man on myth because im the only person who can make you loL with wit, Not stupid ass mexican names, or typing articles where i purposley mispell all words. Im funnier than all of you combined. did i mention my dad ownz a dildo factory? well its true he makes vibrators. I used to be a raidwhore but then I realised raid was gay, so now i get raped in unranked. The only reason im on gtm is cause im so fucking cool, and im so fucking funny. My adpoted is a hermaphrodite crackwhore, who hasnt seen me since she was "preparing me for rd". Btw gtm kicks ass thnx
Threat Assessment:
Honkey is reminiscent of Lone - capable with smaller forces and utility units.

He'll be reliable with critical but less flashy roles.
Build time: 9ms