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Player Statistics
Games Attended:35
Record (W/T/L):26/0/9
Games Captained:7
Record (W/T/L):5/0/2
Kills - Losses:270-192
Best Game:16-0
Bet Pool Accur:3.7
Bet Pool Total:84
Bet Pool Rank:12th


You'll die laughing Login: Kaltorak
Real Name: Marion G. Whindenmeyer III
Location: Infirmary : cell block C

Favorite Map: map of the babysitter graveyard
Favorite Game: "Find the burried-alive babysitter"
Favorite Unit: squirting (pheonol thalene) flower
I've always wanted to make people laugh.  For as long as I can remember I've always wanted to bring joy to other people.  I remember when I was a wee lad of 6 and I put our cat Fluffy in the dryer.  All the kids on my street thought that was funny.  Then when I was 12, I dropped the radio into my sister's bathtub (while it was plugged in of course). . .I didn't think I was ever going to stop laughing.  For some reason I had to go away for a while after that.  I made lots of new friends though at my new home.  We used to play jokes on each other alot there; like putting cleanser in a straw and telling people it was a pixie stick, or filling water guns with bleach and
 squirting each other in the eyes.
 Once I turned 21 I was allowed to leave.  It was then that I discovered the perfect career for me - the career of a clown.  I went on the road to share my humor and joy with the whole world.  Now I travel from place to place making people happy in my own special way.
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