Player Statistics
| Games Attended: | 2 |
| Record (W/T/L): | 1/0/1 |
| Games Captained: | 0 |
| Record (W/T/L): | // |
| Kills - Losses: | 17-11 |
| Best Game: | 12-0 |
| Bet Pool Accur: | N/A |
| Bet Pool Total: | N/A |
| Bet Pool Rank: | N/A |
Funk Huntaer
The earth is flat. Login: MrFunkReal Name: Michael Wise
Location: Seattle
Favorite Map: Gimble
Favorite Game: Last Man on the Hill
Favorite Unit: Puss Ghol
Biography:
From the very moment I was born, I knew that I
would rise to a position of unprecedented power and
ridiculous wealth. After 19 years of externally
catering to the social norms of this nation, and
secretly plotting my shrewd course of action to
establish the new norm -- my norm -- I sit presently on the precipice of acheiving my objectives.
As a virtuoso on no less than five musical
instruments, and a producer of several fine films, I have developed my keen sense of culture through
my study of the visual and aural arts. My inherent
strategic and military capabilities have been
augmented by the hundreds of simulated battles I
have fought against opponents across the globe. As
for my genius, well, no one has dared question it.
I am fully energized and prepared for my destiny.
Those who stand before me in opposition will be
swept asunder by my overwhelming drive of conquest. My purpose is to ensure that our children will be able to appreciate the new American dream,
of my dreams.
Threat Assessment:would rise to a position of unprecedented power and
ridiculous wealth. After 19 years of externally
catering to the social norms of this nation, and
secretly plotting my shrewd course of action to
establish the new norm -- my norm -- I sit presently on the precipice of acheiving my objectives.
As a virtuoso on no less than five musical
instruments, and a producer of several fine films, I have developed my keen sense of culture through
my study of the visual and aural arts. My inherent
strategic and military capabilities have been
augmented by the hundreds of simulated battles I
have fought against opponents across the globe. As
for my genius, well, no one has dared question it.
I am fully energized and prepared for my destiny.
Those who stand before me in opposition will be
swept asunder by my overwhelming drive of conquest. My purpose is to ensure that our children will be able to appreciate the new American dream,
of my dreams.
One of several yar players on the PoOp roster, Funk has played on the last few PoOp tournament teams. Best known as a FFA player, and active in the Gimble scene, expect solid light unit handling.
